The Funky-Spice condiment

Definition:

Funky-Spice is a mix of herbs and other ingredients, some kept highly secret, others being both secret and very rare on life sustaining planets of the Blooperverse. One of those rare ingredients is reputed to be a radioactive dust particle harvested in the "Princess Nebula" of the Neutral Zone.

The taste is akin to ingesting the memory of a slow orgasme by a sweet electric feeling flowing from your tongue to your stomach, down to your sexual organs and back up to the satiety center of your brain with an aftertaste of cardamon and a hint of minty freshness.

The spice is a known aphrodisiac.

Origin:

The first source of Funky-Spice that was open to the global market was Greg's list, a website solely dedicated to the retail of Funky-Spice and the only source of the original recipe for the condiment.

Wider availability of the compound was achieved during the "Period of imperial growth" thanks to the work of researchers, chefs and venture capitalists.

Potency of the spice varies depending on its source and batch.

BiProducts:

Spice research allowed for much scientific and culinary advancement. Cures for a number of ailments, longer youthful living, ZaPPerS(tm) and the Nebula-Poutine are all results of Spice research.