Kitty

Species: Cat-girl / also called LoL-Cat
Origin: Terra
Eras of activity: The spice renaissance, The Imperial growth
Age: agreed upon as adult.
Height/Weight: 5’6¼”/151 pounds
Figure: 37-24¼-38¼ (34C bra)

Kitty is the Blooperverse’s first cat-girl. She evolved from a young brown alley cat who was fed leftovers of Funky-Spiced meals. She was later adopted by (Funky-Spice TOS) Jennifer who, because of her own great size and easygoing nature, kept-on overfeeding Kitty with Funky-Spiced food while remaining semi-oblivious to her pet’s abnormal increase in size.

Kitty had grown to the size of an adult leopard when her anthropomorphic mutation started to show, by then she was just a few spicy meals away from turning into full blown cat-girl. Her fur also changed color from brown to dark spots over ginger hair.

At the end of the Spice Renaissance Kitty was granted a trust fund by Nadia and was legally registered as Brian’s pet.

In an unwritten re-quel (a reboot as a sequel, if such a thing makes sense?) of Funky-Spice set during the Imperial growth period, Kitty was presumed to be employed by the Terran empire's' navy as a crew member on a short-range survey ship under Captain Moar along with recast versions of Jay, Jen, Barney and Linda.

Kitty seldom talks to other Blooperverse characters but will break the fourth wall to share her thoughts with the reader. (her thoughts being written in Lolcat/Engrish)

Cat-girl Zoology

It is not yet written if Kitty is the only cat-girl in the Blooperverse or if she could reproduce with felines, humans or other cat-like furies. From this one specimen it has been previously written that cat-girls indeed have 9 lives. Although their longevity might be a completely unrelated variable. Can cat-girls survive 8 deadly incidents? Is their total life span 9 times that of a housecat? Or do they simply re-spawn when killed? No one knows.

It has been observed that Kitty is very smart, her intellectual development seems to only have been held back by her low communication skills, she has learned to use household appliances and ApPads. She can hunt, buy and even cook her own food… Although she still likes it better when one of her humans feed her. Her feline instincts sometimes dictate her actions, in these situations, she can be territorial or react in a fight or flight manner. She is also prone to egocentrism, narcissism and species bound bias.

Most of the time, Kitty has a friendly disposition and likes to meet new people with interesting “smells”. She likes to cuddle for warmth and also likes to be petted on the head, neck and back; she likes having her butt and thighs patted by friendly people but will not let her chest, tummy, crotch, paws or tail be touched or handled by anyone but her most trusted humans.

Physical characteristics

Kitty remains, a well-fed housecat in many ways. Her muscle tone, while unremarkably comparable to an average human female is clearly below average compared to wild felines, her overall body is slightly plump with a somewhat stronger hindquarter, again pleasantly fattened by the comforts of domestication.

Kitty is mostly anthropomorphized, but she retains a few obvious feline traits such as her tail, whiskers, ears and fangs as well as some overdeveloped fingernails and toenails. She also has a high pain threshold with astonishing reflexes and balance, making her a worthy opponent even for a trained male opponent of twice her weight.

Understanding the human society

How does an egocentric cat-girl adapt to human society? Most of her assessments of peoples and places are tied to the threat level and the accessibility of food. Once this first level assessment is completed, other criteria can be added such as entertainment opportunities or the amount of attention she can draw to herself in each place, situation or social group.

Kitty does not have friends, she either accepts you in her clowder as her clumsy human or considers you a clumsy competitor. That does not mean she will not hang out or cuddle… Only that her trust and respect are not easily given. She understands the human languages (all of them) surprisingly well and can read a web page if it has a few pictures or video to keep it from being too boring.

Cat-girls seem to have no understandings of the concepts of personnal property or personnal space beyond their territotial concerns. Unless threatened by territorial conflict, a cat-girl will perceive food as free food, things as free things ground as ground, bed, table, counter or shelf is also ground... And so is your lap, your chest, your back, your piano and your laptop.

Humans of noticeably smaller stature than kitty should beware. Experience has shown that if a person is shorter than 5’2” or weights less than 135 pounds, Kitty might consider that person to be legit prey. And while she might not kill and eat her prey right away, that person is in for a hell of an extenuating torture session of cat and mouse.

Being apex predators, cat-girls benefit from imperial by-laws granting them:

“Whenever, wherever the rights of being a hunter.
Thereover, hereunder their kills are not murder.”

Finally, Kitty is somewhat uncomfortable with clothing and would rather do without it, but she has been trained to tolerate panties and tank-tops.

Awaiting recast

While Kitty is a unique and funny character, her reception by the size fetish community has been lukewarm. She remains an important figure of the Blooperverse but plans for the inclusion of a cat-girl character to an Iray rendered story might have to wait and be no more than a one-off.