Alice

Planet of origin: Terra
Other known aliases: The Blue MILF, Mitch The Witch
Eras of Activity: The dark ages of size normality, The Spice renaissance, The Imperial Growth, The Wars of the 3 Kingdoms

Appearance from Funky-Spice TOS: (Last recorded information)
Height/Weight 5' to 6'6¾" / 90 pounds to 224 pounds
Physical appearance (Recast):
Height/Weight 5'6"/159 pounds,
Figure 39½-21¾-38¾, Biceps 12½"
Dress Size 14US, Shoe Size 7US Women, Bra size:36D.

In Funky-Spice TOS
, Alice was the mother of the main Characters: Jerome and Jenifer. An under achiever, she had the subconscious dream of becoming more than the pretty wife of a, now retired, successful business tycoon. Seeing her daughter grow into an amazon at first triggered her attempts to suppress her daughter's constant desire for having more of everything. A desire frighteningly similar to her own repressed inner drive.

For most of her normal adult life, Alice was a very active and physically fit woman, training for marathons and earning a brown belt in Shotokan Karate. Moving to the city in the same building as her children exposed her to the spice and changed her life. Her first reaction was to regress physical in age back to her teens and triggering a second puberty. With her renewed youth and her children taking care of themselves, she had time to pursue her PHD in business administration and work out using her children's equipment.

Her youthful body responded favorably to the increased activity and the rise of the first Blooper-Hero in the city sparked a new ambition in Alice. Her family and friends were for the most part engaged in secretive activity with the spice or other... She needed her own secrets, she wanted to feel the adrenalin. Alice crafted herself an alter ego "The Blue MILF" and sought Captain Douchebag to take her as partner.

Although Alice has no Blooper-Heroic-Powers as such, she did have the knowledge of a highly educated 45 year old woman in the body of what could be described as an 18 year old Gymnast. Her equipment consisted of a psi-resistant rubber suit, climbing equipment and a pair of tranquilizer guns.

As the challenges grew, Alice Needed to grow and the Family Business was tied to the secret beginings of the FSRI. It turned out that while Jen had inherited her Mother's drive to make gains, Jerome's manipulative personality was also inherited from her. She started spying on her kids, the FSRI, her friends, her neighbours and of course all the while, lying to them. Alice kept growing using the spice and the research knowledge to keept up with her needs.

When the Emperor and Dominatrix revealed themselves to the World, Alice sided with the Dominatrix against the Blooper-Heros. Her mariage ended after the conflict and Alice, or maybe it was her clone, was seen again by the Dominatrix's side when the Goddess landed on New Habsburg.

The recast

The original Alice was depicted in 4 Eras of the Blooperverse timeline, it is not yet writen if her presence was due to spice induced longevity, the favors of the Dominatrix or if she was cloned on one or more occasions. Her longevity and her role in some of the pivotal moments of the Blooperverse history make her an important figure with a high likelyhood of showing up in future Bloopers Studios content.

The recast model plays the role of Alice during the Spice renaissance Era after her second puberty but before her more intensive use of the Funky-Spice. It is not revealed if the new character has ties with the FSRI or if her children attend City-U. She does act as a vigilante but is not officially sanctionned by the Studios as a Blooper-Hero.

As the Blue MILF, the new character carries 2 9mm pistols instead of the tranquilizer guns, suggesting that she would not refrain from using lethal force when dealing with criminals. Her suit includes a "Radiant Blue Gem" empowered with genre tropes, at least one of which is to hide her identity. Making her face and voice unrecognizable both on screen and in person.

Another known trope is Grammar Nazzism: Whenever the MILF is mentionned in text, the acronym is adjusted to fit the narator's or character's relationship or intentions towards Alice (Mother {I'd/You'd/They'd/Someone would} Like to Fuck => [MILF/MYLF/MTLF/MSLF]).

The gem was stolen from Bloopers Studios, its origin remains unwritten. Her "utility bra" is linked to an encrypted cloud storage account from which she can download any type of gear she planned on using.